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> apr 11, 2026: subscriptions open. greg is now accepting new subscribers. $10/month via ko-fi gets you jellyfin access to the full 194tb library. use the register link after payment to get set up instantly.

> jan 17, 2026: New Year, same me. i'm in the middle of a huge server rebuild/upgrade. plex is working, but the request portal and the automation that downloads new shit is suspended during a 94tb data migration.

> nov 15, 2025: BIG NEWS. you can now access plex directly at https://plex.weirdplexbutok.biz/ (see the quick links section).

> nov 07, 2025: 3i/atlas. we're gonna get aliens before gta6 and it will probably be after then that I'll have plex working and stable again. thx for your continued understanding during these precedented times.

> oct 27, 2025: home stretch. there's still a lot of work to be done, and the server will be even more unstable than before (if you can imagine that) but it will all be worth it. for realsies.

> oct 12, 2025: offline.cont... certain things have come to light; lotta ins and outs, lotta what have yous.

> oct 6, 2025: offline. disk space was running out to 0 bytes, so all automation and requests are paused until the volume expansion completes. thank you for your patience.